Gator Original: Zach

Original Founding Father

Zach, a natural born woodsman

Zach is a former zipline instructor and longtime hip-hop enthusiast. A purveyor of fine wine when it comes in gallon size containers, Zach has strutted his impressive drinking habits in many far away lands. He’s captured a she-gator, though some might argue the opposite and she continues to this day to deny the existence of this “blog.” He currently answers phones at a major New York newspaper and aspires to succeed Stephen Colbert when he eventually retires. Look out for his weird obsession with calling music “boner jams.”

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