Contributor: Taylor

Taylor brings to the Gator team many qualities: a deep working knowledge of the New York City sex trade, the unofficial Elon University school record for “most times transported to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, only to be found in a nurse’s closet chugging rubbing alcohol,” and an almost debilitating case of xenophopatriotism. 

For more information, please refer to his resume:

 

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