Here at Gator we are dedicated to providing you with the very best. A full grown male Gator weighs upwards of 300lbs and is one of the best hunters in the water. The gator you’re reading would probably weigh about 100lbs and scavenge the dead fish that float on the surface. You see we don’t actually have any funny, witty, creative or even intelligent content*, but we sure can find it on the Internet!
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*I’m betting that self deprecating humor makes re-publishing content okay.