Things That Are More Culturally Relevant Than Madonna

By Zach

– Pet rocks

– Blimp-based travel

– Print journalism

-The Oscars

– Beanie Babies

– Fascism

– My grandparents who live in a condo in New Jersey

– Denzel Washington, serious actor

– Civil War reenactors

– The Roman Catholic Church

– Friendster

– The War on Drugs

– Leg warmers

– The Walkman

– Opera

– Speakeasies

– Those people who dress up as medieval characters and stage mock battles in public parks

– The South

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