Young Jeezy – Used to deal crack in Atlanta.
Zach – Once set up a lemonade stand, but soon realized that traffic on his idyllic gravel road in New Hampshire was too slow to maximize profits.
Young Jeezy – Is from the trap.
Zach – Is from a place with a lot of bear traps. (Come to think of it, is trapping still a socially acceptable form of hunting? I tend to doubt it, but I honestly don’t know the answer.)
Young Jeezy – Had beef with fellow rapper Gucci Mane, and once rapped in a song: “What type of real nigga name himself after a bag?/Nigga you’s a hoe, a Louis Vuitton fag”
Zach – Made a rap video a couple years ago for a Danish politics class, and by all accounts TOOK DOWN Danish prime minister Lars Rasmussen.
Young Jeezy – Has diamonds in his chain.
Zach – Wore one of those leather-hemp-ish necklaces he got in the Caribbean for about six months when he was like 13 or 14, and then decided that jewelry was kind of stupid.
Young Jeezy – Puts on for his city.
Zach – Calls his mom AT LEAST once every two weeks.
Young Jeezy – Is a soul survivor.
Zach – Is not sure what that means.
Young Jeezy – Is African-American.
Zach – Is really, really, like REALLY white. He’s wearing a button down under a sweater as he types this. Admittedly, he does sometimes speak in the third person.