Will You Be Our 1,000th View?

By Anthony

Ladies and gentlemen, all six of you, we are dangerously close to reaching the point of no return. It’s been about two weeks since our glorious debut and we’re moments away from 1,000 views.

So this is me introducing our first contest! Be the 1,000th viewer and win an iPad, a new Macbook Air and a 2012 Ford Mustang!

Win these NOW!*

*These messages are non-binding and solely at the discretion of the authors at Gator. Being the 1,000th view does not automatically qualify you to win. For more information, please contact your local union representative, assemblymen or United States President.


4 thoughts on “Will You Be Our 1,000th View?

  1. Meredith says:

    Did I win?

  2. Zach says:

    okay, you called our bluff. you have won…a fully functioning cotton gin! anthony has one in his apartment that’s totally incompatible with his feng shui

  3. Meredith says:

    Cotton gin eh? Oh goodness. If only I had born 200 years ago…
    And how is it possible that Anthony has a fully functional cotton gin and a completely nonfunctional motorcycle in an apartment that he is able to afford in one of the world’s most expensive cities? Also, I’m guessing a cotton gin built around the time that Eli Whitney invented it would go for a higher price than both the iPad and the Macbook and the 2012 Ford Mustang together up at auction. Especially if you brought it to Antiques Roadshow..

  4. Damn you Meredith and your powers of higher reasoning!

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