Update: We May Have Found the Right Person

This guy came to our office from what we guess to be only one of two places, either living for free in his stepfather’s old Apartment spending his days in a menial job drinking away his trust fund or living somewhere in Bangkok running a semi legal import / export business into Cambodia. We’d already seen several candidates that morning and his chances looked slim when he showed up 45 minutes late.

To be successfully employed, the candidate must now pass a series of tests. Mainly STD screenings, which, judging by his own admission (and the flowing locks) he will most likely fail. We may also ask all six of our readers to confirm him in a caucus-style election.

Check back soon for results!

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